Saturday, February 12, 2011

Why Are Men Idiots?


I got a notification that someone messaged me on OkCupid. So I logged on and the message was this: 

>Subject: hi
>are you currently looking for a boyfriend?

First of all, I'm on OkCupid dumbass. At the very least I'm looking for SOMETHING.

So I look at his profile and this is what it says:

> I am currently looking for a girlfriend. I would prefer a white woman between the ages of 18-35 years old. I would perfer her to believe in Jesus Christ as her savior. I would perfer her to be a Christian. Either a virgin or sexual experienced, but I would prefer a virgin because I am virgin. I am currently empolyed and my job is dealing with driving a folkfilt for ResourceMFG which has a contract with Moen. She can American Indian, Latin/Hispanic, Middle Eastern, or Asian or Black or Mixed. I would prefer her to White.

Now, anyone who knows me knows that I'm an out-of-the-closet atheist. I'm proud of it. So to be respectful, my response was simply: 

> No, thank you.

He shoots back with:

> k. would you like to date me or hang out with me in the future?

Um, I don't even know who you are and so far it's not lookin' like we'd be really compatible. There were lots of other things on his profile that made me cringe. So I respond with:

> I am an atheist and am not interested in pursuing a relationship with a religious person, so no thank you.

Then I get this:

> k. can we just have sex?

That's a beautiful man of god, right there.

So I said:

> Hell no.

And blocked him.

This actually happened.

This is my life.

Today sucks.
 
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