Exqueef me? What did you say?

Queefing is also known as "vaginal flatulence." It is the expulsion of air from the vagina either from sex or other exercises. When air is forced into the vagina of a pregnant woman, it can cause an air embolism which can cause brain damage or even death for both the woman and her child(ren). Therefore, it's not really a laughing matter.

Although if you've ever been doing the nasty, then you know the problem is that it sounds like your hoo-hoo crapped itself.

This can be particularly embarrassing if you are engaging in a sexual encounter with someone for the first time. It can also be equally blush-inducing if you are with someone that you've partnered with for years.

Women are supposed to poop rainbows and fart daisies, right? Is it possible to prevent your cunt trumpet from making music?

The best way to lessen your changes of having a crotch toot is to change positions often. As I'm sure most of you do NOT want him to stop pounding away like the end of the world is approaching, switch it up a bit! Get sporked (spooned on your side from behind - I totally just made that up), ride him and save a horse, or have him bend you over the nearest stationary object like the wanton hussy you want to be.

By switching positions throughout your sexual escapades, you are forcing any air inside to move around and it will hopefully leave your body in small poofs instead of one giant POOF.

Your guy can also help with this by not completely extracting his cock from you while he thrusts. Leaving the tip slightly inside the vagina while he penetrates can limit the amount of air that is introduced.

Do keep in mind, however, that if the woofle tweet has a smell to it, you should see a doctor ASAP. It may be a sign of an infection or other underlying problem.

So, ladies. I'd love to hear your queef stories. Come on, you know you have them. Spill!