Saturday, February 12, 2011

Why Are Men Idiots?


I got a notification that someone messaged me on OkCupid. So I logged on and the message was this: 

>Subject: hi
>are you currently looking for a boyfriend?

First of all, I'm on OkCupid dumbass. At the very least I'm looking for SOMETHING.

So I look at his profile and this is what it says:

> I am currently looking for a girlfriend. I would prefer a white woman between the ages of 18-35 years old. I would perfer her to believe in Jesus Christ as her savior. I would perfer her to be a Christian. Either a virgin or sexual experienced, but I would prefer a virgin because I am virgin. I am currently empolyed and my job is dealing with driving a folkfilt for ResourceMFG which has a contract with Moen. She can American Indian, Latin/Hispanic, Middle Eastern, or Asian or Black or Mixed. I would prefer her to White.

Now, anyone who knows me knows that I'm an out-of-the-closet atheist. I'm proud of it. So to be respectful, my response was simply: 

> No, thank you.

He shoots back with:

> k. would you like to date me or hang out with me in the future?

Um, I don't even know who you are and so far it's not lookin' like we'd be really compatible. There were lots of other things on his profile that made me cringe. So I respond with:

> I am an atheist and am not interested in pursuing a relationship with a religious person, so no thank you.

Then I get this:

> k. can we just have sex?

That's a beautiful man of god, right there.

So I said:

> Hell no.

And blocked him.

This actually happened.

This is my life.

Today sucks.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Ugh. First off, spelling would have made me say no. Then he gets so specific but no real reasoning.

It is guys like that, that give us virgins a bad rep. How can he want a virgin (and I doubt he is!) and then want to have sex with you?!

IDIOTA

Bri said...

Yeah the whole thing was shady and made no sense. It's days like these when I think I'll never find a guy who's sane enough to hang with me.

ScottishRose1028 said...

Damn, men are so forking stupid! LOL

I lubs you lots Twinsie - come meet my very smart, very cute single guy friends, who I swear, don't give a flying fig about your religious preference. :-D *hugs*

Bri said...

Simply ridiculous!! Once I get my condo sold and get settled into a new, smaller, CHEAPER place, I'll make a trip up there <3

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