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How I Drenched My Husband, Myself, the Bed, and the Floor
This is meant to be a how-to guide. A little lesson on a subject that, up until about a month ago, I wasn’t actually sure was real. I mean, sure, I’d seen the pornos where the girls, while in the midst of their over-the-top moaning and groaning, would suddenly squirt out some sort of liquid from some unknown source. I, for one, don’t believe everything I see in pornos though. I mean, most cocks are NOT that big! No, really!
Anyway, after seeing it a few times, my husband wanted me to try it. What a great idea! Only problem - I had no idea what it actually was or how to do it. So to the internet I went. I watched how-to videos. I watched more porn. I even tried, or thought I was trying, to do it while having sex. Nothing happened. I was starting to think it was a myth; that squirting wasn’t real. And the one night… SQUIRT!!! Wait, actually it was a GUSH, not an actual squirt. We had figured it out! I felt as if I had joined some special club! I was a SQUIRTER! Cue the porno music!
So, how did I do it? What was it like? How do I know what I did was squirting and not peeing? Once we learn how to do it can we start our own club? Enough with the questions! On to the lesson!
What you need:
Towels or blankets for under your bum
A vibrator
A helping hand (or finger, as the case may be)
How to do it:
1. First of all, RELAX! Don’t make the focus all about trying to squirt; even if you don’t accomplish it THIS time, you can still get a really good orgasm!
2. Lay back in a comfy, reclining position.
3. Fire up the vibrator! Give yourself some clit action. Get yourself really aroused. Heck, plug in a porno if that helps!
4. Once you are good and aroused, it’s time for some G-spot stimulation. If you don’t know where your G-spot is, you might want to take some time to familiarize yourself with that before you start trying to squirt. My preference for the G-spot stimulation is my hubby’s FAWESOME fingers. If you're on your own, you might have to figure out what works for you. So by now, you should be stimulating both your clit and your G-spot and feeling really good!
5. As you get close to orgasm, you might start feeling a sensation like you have to pee. I have never felt that sensation, but I’ve read a lot of women do. I actually start to feel a warm sensation. If this is what you are feeling, it’s working!
6. When you feel yourself start to orgasm, PUSH! Bear down through your vajayjay! Don’t worry that you will pee, because you won’t! Just let it go!
7. SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There! Hopefully, it worked! And if not, don’t give up! It took us quite a few tries to finally get it down! Practice makes perfect ladies! You can do it!
A few words of warning though, you might want to try this out in the bathtub your first time, because you might make quite a mess. We started with a towel under my bum, then graduated to two towels, then to a blanket and two towels and this last time I totally missed the blanket and hit the hubby’s pillow! Oops!
So, I hope this opens up a whole new world for you and if you have any questions or need some pointers, feel free to ask! I haven’t perfected the technique yet and am not able to squirt other than the way described above just yet. But, hey, I plan on getting a lot of practice!
Contributed by Maradith
Monday, May 3, 2010
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Okay, I have a few questions! First, does this squirting technique turn on the hubs? And if so, how much? I wonder if my own husband would enjoy this. Also, does this make your orgasm even stronger? Or is it just for show? Thanks :)
hey thanks for the post maradith.
i think a woman cumming like that (and i do prefer jizz - squirting seems too much like peeing - and this act is uber hot as far as i'm concerned. which calls for an uber hot word) is indeed a sign of the times.
talk about empowering - we walk like men now (power swagger with a don't-need-to-hold-my-door-open for me attitude), talk like men (oh fuck yes baby), and are now more in control of our own bodies & orgasms than ever before.
ladies, out time has er ahem, cum.
vamps - Maradith is gonna have to answer that one since she wrote the post ;o)
thinky - I think it can be very hot too and I agree with everything you said. We are "cumming" into our own with each passing day, month, year, and blog post like this.
Thanks for...um...coming, ladies and make sure you...um...spread the word around! :oP
I got a fraking comment!!!! *big breath* The hubs freaking loves this! I don't know that all men will, but after doing a fair amount of research, its seems most men get off on it! And if they don't like it then they are selfish and don't deserve to ejaculate themselves! LOL. As far as making the orgasm stronger.... as far as feeling goes, I can't say it's stronger, but I can't really do much of anything after one because I feel wiped out and have a bit of the shaky legs for a while. My hubby says now I know how he feels after an orgasm! And if it puts on a good show, it's mainly for the hubs cause I'm too busy at the time to really watch!
Okay, thanks so much for responding. I asked hubs and he said he'd love to try it. He'd never given it much thought, but after asking him, he was keen to the idea. In fact, he wanted us to stop talking about it because he was at work and he was getting hard. I think that's a hell yes! So, I shall try and see if it happens for me. Thanks girl!!
LOL That's awesome!! Makin the hubs hard at work...good job bb ;o)
I've never heard about 'squirting' before. We'll give it a go, see what happens. ;P
So here's some info I learned about this just the other day from a friend, only because her friend was doing some exploring with a hand mirror. She saw 2 extra holes in the vaginal area (I'm not sure exact locale) They learned that they are the openings to the gland that women squirt from. Not every woman has the openings so that is why some women don't squirt. The Gspot is the equivalent of a man's prostate. Pretty interesting stuff huh?
My hubs is most definitely a fan of "female ejaculation" - LOVES it. ;-) Keep "practicing" - that's the best part!
OMJ!! I cannot believe it! I kinda felt like a freak!..I was in my very early 30's when I learned that I could do this!..I had never even had a REAL orgasm prior to this!...Surprisingly! I find the HUBBY! Loves it...I think partly cuz he thinks he is the reason behind it! Hahaha! Cuz technically..I can do it myself..We counted 14x in a row...one great night!..YEAH TOWELS a MUST! ...Luv it ladies!
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